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A dog sled team tows a car on a snowy morning.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'I wish I was creative'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Mermaid Art

Early on-line shopping

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Angel Music

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'