Cold Climate Dreamer Mugs

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Electric Blanket.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

Siesta-time

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

'California: Here I come!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

"There go the summer people, thank God."

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

"This time of year I always start thinking Florida."

'I forgot to get show tires.'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

Wintertime Barometer.

'Mum, can I put something in the freezer, until next winter?'