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Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

'Harpooning whales is easy -- the hard part is filling out the environmental impact statements.'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

"You idiot, you turned up the heating too high!"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Olga, have you warmed that toilet roll up yet?"

'How did things go down at the glacier today, dear?'

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

To conserve the husky's energy Nanouk the Eskimo took a minimum of baggage...

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Ice Whaling

"That's not what I meant when I said to warm up the pitcher."

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

You're new here. Pretty soon you won't even hear the white noise.

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Ice Fishing

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

Football fan

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'