Cold Weather Adventurer Gifts

'That was rude, my neighbor acted like he didn't even know me.'

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

'We better pick this up before somebody slips.'

'Wait, dear! -- You forgot to take your vitamin C!'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...

'Stop complaining at least he's keeping us warm...'

Rats! Frozen again!

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

"You keep saying 'ice fishing' as if there were some other kind."

'I may be gone for some time.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Oh, I'm fine, don't worry, I'm a Siberian Tiger: I'm used to the cold...'

Eskimo fishing while a saw opens a hole around him.

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Gee, Ed, you DID freeze your tail off.'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'I'm going out for a smoke. I may be some time.'

'What matter an inch or two of surface-water, if the ice be still sound undernaeth!'

"It's ok, sometimes I have to go in the middle of the night too... Just not in negative eight degree weather."

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Crowded Ice Fishing

The Abominable Snowmom

"Tommy!"

Ice fisher.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Igloo for birds.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"