Arctic Wanderers Gifts

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

'Not that net!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Pushy Dog

Penguin

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Igloo for birds.

The polar olympics

Buggy with Snowplow.

Polar bears

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Penguin Remote

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"