Frozen Tundra Traveler Gifts

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Running out of Gas.

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

snowman hitchhiking

Giant Ice Skates

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Skiing

Ice Whaling

Honey, wake up

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

Sledding

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Santa Claus

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

'Say, Fred...'

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

'What does 'abominable' mean anyway?' (abominable snowman)

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