Frozen Tundra Traveler Pillows

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Running out of Gas.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

snowman hitchhiking

Giant Ice Skates

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Skiing

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Ice Whaling

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

Sledding

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

'Say, Fred...'

Santa Claus

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

'What does 'abominable' mean anyway?' (abominable snowman)

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

Arctic Sign - You are here.