Weathered Traveler Gifts

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Canada's winter survival kit.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Hotel mini-bar.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

snowman hitchhiking

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Sketches by Boz - Ticket Office at Coach Station

The Clean old Days.

Arctic Sign - You are here.

You're getting warmer.

Musicians in the rain.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"I hate travel."

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

'In my day, it weren't just cold - it were bleak an' all.'

Customs and Examinations.

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

"The summer went so fast."

In the rain a country gent tells his sporting friend from town that they will have a lovely day because the frost has gone

A cancelled hunting trip

"Metro North screwing up again!"

Two porters carry a king