Weathered Commuter Gifts

Tuesday

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Touring Cyclist

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

I hate monday mornings.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

"I gave on the E train."

'How am I doing?'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

The Bus Stop.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Road Construction Blues.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Jungle Taxi

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Man on bike

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Clown Bike Rack

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'