Commuter In The Cold Gifts

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Touring Cyclist

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"I hate this time of year."

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Road Construction Blues.

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"I... hate... this... place."

'This is the coldest December 24 on record so we should watch for stowaways going south.'

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.