Commuter Woes Gifts

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Running Latte

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'