Confused Commuter Gifts

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I gave on the E train."

Oar-tobahn.

Snowman going to work.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'How am I doing?'

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Road Construction Blues.

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Clown Bike Rack

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'I forgot my keys!'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

'See - they always find their way home.'

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"