Confused Traveler Gifts

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Injured backpacker.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Stonehenge Books

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

You are not here.

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Scarecrow Directions

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

Ryanair refunds

The great big holiday to-do list.

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

"You are going on a long journey. . ."