Disoriented Traveler Gifts

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Club Antisocial

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Injured backpacker.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Scarecrow Directions

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

The great big holiday to-do list.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'