Lost Traveler Gifts

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Any road I take is always the wrong road phobia.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Walker asking for directions

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Everest Sign in Heaven

If you don't see what you want - just ask.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

Scarecrow Directions

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Castaway with a tennis court.

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

'California: Here I come!'

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"How much for just the ring?"

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.