Lost Traveller Gifts

I think we're just going round in circles

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Anything to declare?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Scarecrow Directions

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

English man in Australia during christmas

Castaway with a tennis court.