Lost Traveller Gifts

I think we're just going round in circles

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bev puts on an old favorite

Scarecrow Directions

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

English man in Australia during christmas