Wandering Traveler Gifts

Holiday snaps of airport delays.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Kardiff.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Safari.

Fleeing Kabul

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Mass Travel

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"