Forgetful Travelers Gifts

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Giant Monster in Bath

Injured backpacker.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Forgotten anything?"

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'