Forgetful Folks Gifts

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

Hey. Did you forget about our meeting?

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."

'I'm wishing you happy birthday now, so you wont get mad at me for forgetting a few months when it comes around.'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'