Forgetful Minds Gifts

Useless-memory lane

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"Now, what am I here for?"

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Today's special: Passwords"

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."