Forgetfulness Gifts

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'