Forgetfulness Pillows

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Are you going to move?"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"