Forgetfulness Philosopher Pillows

'If I can find my glasses, I could find my wallet that has the phone number - to find out where I'm supposed to go to get what I need before it's too late.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Useless-memory lane

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

"My memory's terrible these days"

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"Now, what am I here for?"

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

"Today's special: Passwords"

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'