Forgetfulness Philosopher Gifts

'If I can find my glasses, I could find my wallet that has the phone number - to find out where I'm supposed to go to get what I need before it's too late.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Useless-memory lane

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Now, what am I here for?"

"Today's special: Passwords"

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"