Forgetfulness Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for a forgetful philosopher? Explore our creative collection of humorous and insightful products that blend deep thinking with a touch of absent-minded charm. Perfect for anyone who loves pondering life's big questions and occasionally forgetting where they left their keys.

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'If I can find my glasses, I could find my wallet that has the phone number - to find out where I'm supposed to go to get what I need before it's too late.'

'If I can find my glasses, I could find my wallet that has the phone number - to find out where I'm supposed to go to get what I need before it's too late.' mockup

'If I can find my glasses, I could find my wallet that has the phone number - to find out where I'm supposed to go to get what I need before it's too late.'

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?" mockup

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

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"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!" mockup

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you." mockup

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

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'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.' mockup

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

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"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

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'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?' mockup

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

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"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!" mockup

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

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Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.' mockup

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

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"Are you going to move?"

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Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!' mockup

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

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"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly." mockup

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

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Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.' mockup

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

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Useless-memory lane

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The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember. mockup

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

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"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home." mockup

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

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Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1' mockup

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

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"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here." mockup

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

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"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget." mockup

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

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'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?' mockup

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

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"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!" mockup

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

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"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar." mockup

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

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I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place. mockup

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

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"My memory's terrible these days" mockup

"My memory's terrible these days"

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'Password, password - come on Memory!' mockup

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

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"Now, what am I here for?"

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'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.' mockup

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

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"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

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"Today's special: Passwords"

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"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on." mockup

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

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'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.' mockup

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

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Forgetfulness Philosopher Gifts Collection

Forgetfulness Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for forgetful philosophers—witty, funny, and perfect for starting conversations.

Forgetfulness Philosopher Pillows

Discover pillows that blend comfort with cleverness, ideal for philosophers who love a good laugh about their missing memory.

Forgetfulness Philosopher Prints

Decorate with thoughtful and amusing prints that capture the essence of philosophical pondering and delightful forgetfulness.

Forgetfulness Philosopher T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your philosopher—humorous, thoughtful, and showcasing their love for introspection with a fun twist.