Forgetful Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift for the forgetful philosopher in your life? Our range of products captures the charming, absent-minded nature of thinkers who often lose their way in thought. With witty designs and clever insights, these gifts are suited for anyone who loves pondering life's big questions and occasionally forgets where they put their keys. Whether for a birthday or just because, these items bring humor and warmth to those who cherish deep thoughts—and amusing forgetfulness.

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'Is it possible to have a senior moment when you're only a sophomore?'

'Is it possible to have a senior moment when you're only a sophomore?' mockup

'Is it possible to have a senior moment when you're only a sophomore?'

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!" mockup

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?" mockup

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

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Emergency Phone.

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you." mockup

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

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"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

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'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.' mockup

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

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'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?' mockup

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

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Lost and forgotten department

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"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them." mockup

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

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"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly." mockup

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

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Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.' mockup

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

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'So that's where I left my car keys!' mockup

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

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Useless-memory lane

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"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home." mockup

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

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Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay. mockup

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

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"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!" mockup

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

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The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember. mockup

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

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Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1' mockup

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

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"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here." mockup

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

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I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place. mockup

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

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'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!' mockup

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

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'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?' mockup

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

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Interior Monologuist

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"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas," mockup

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

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"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral." mockup

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

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'Password, password - come on Memory!' mockup

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

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"Now, what am I here for?"

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'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.' mockup

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

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'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.' mockup

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

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"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on." mockup

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

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Forgetful Philosophers Gifts Collection

Forgetful Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for forgetful philosophers—each one designed to bring humor and warmth to morning routines and late-night musings.

Forgetful Philosophers Pillows

Add a touch of wit and comfort with our forgetful philosopher pillows—perfect for lounging and reflecting on the amusing side of absent-mindedness.

Forgetful Philosophers Prints

Brighten their space with art prints that capture the whimsical spirit of forgetful philosophers—thought-provoking and amusing decor for any room.

Forgetful Philosophers T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirts for the wandering mind—ideal for casual wear, these designs celebrate the humorous side of being a forgetful philosopher.