Absent-minded Philosophers Gifts

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

Emergency Phone.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Nonsense Poem

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Hello?"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

Lost and forgotten department

"Are you going to move?"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Interior Monologuist

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

'One of life's great mysteries...Why does it take four week's salary to pay for two week's holiday?.'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

Celestial reading lamp.

'I forgot my keys!'