Absent-minded Genius Gifts

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Hello?"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Are you going to move?"

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Palm Reader...

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.