Absent-minded Artist Gifts

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'He's forgotten his key again!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"Hello?"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Are you going to move?"

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!'

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'I forgot my keys!'

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"