Absent-minded Aficionado Gifts

Something Missing

Welcome: Forgetful Persons Anonymous.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"