Forgetful Aficionado Gifts

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I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Forgotten anything?"

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"Still scaring kids? Are you kidding? At my age I'm lucky if I can crawl out from under the bed."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'I forgot my keys!'

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

"I got this one in middle school."

"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"

"We're not that kind of SWAT team, ma'am."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Put that light out!'