Forgetfulness Aficionado Gifts

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

Elephants do forget.

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I misplaced my keys again."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

Belated Birthday Cards

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."