Forgetfulness Fans Gifts

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Don't tell me, let me guess -- You're looking for the memory school, aren't you?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

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"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

'Oh, I will remember alright, but don't worry, I don't hold grudges...'