Forgetfulness Fanatic Gifts

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

"Today's special: Passwords"

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

'Don't tell me you've lost your umbrella again!'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'