Forgetfulness Fanatic Pillows

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

"Today's special: Passwords"

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

'Don't tell me you've lost your umbrella again!'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"