Forgetfulness Fighter Pillows

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"My memory's terrible these days"

Be sure not to leave the groceries in here overnight again.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Are you going to move?"

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'