Forgetfulness Warrior Pillows

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Forgotten anything?"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Down with Negativism!

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'