Forgetfulness Humor Fan Pillows

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

"Today's special: Passwords"

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

"I come from a family of long livers."

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'