Forgetfulness Funny Pillows

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"