Forgetful Film Fan Gifts

'One good thing about memory-loss is that you can watch your favourite film as often as you like and still not remember how it ends. . .'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'It was great. I hated it.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Michael Caine

'It's a horror-comedy.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Sylvester Stallone

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Interesting encounters in history.

Ronald Reagan

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Marcello Mastroianni.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Classic Movie Remakes (for people your age)

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"That was supposed to be us."

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."