Film Fan With A Twist Gifts

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Steve McQueen

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'It was great. I hated it.'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

Titanic: How's my steering.

The Gladiator.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

David Niven caricature

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Michael Caine

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

I want to be a lawn!

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

Interesting encounters in history.

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

Ronald Reagan

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'I could have had a V-8!'

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)