Quirky Film Aficionado Gifts

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Nun Fight.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

My Spam Sketchbook

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"The usual."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Cat art exhibition.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

Early days in the cloning lab.

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

The Museum of Swine Art.

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Hose charmer.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"Have we got a show for you!"

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

'Get in! No time to explain!'

'Do you extract teeth?'

101 uses of a dead cat: microphones.

"Respect man!"

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

William Wallace & Gromit.