Quirky Movie Lover Gifts

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

"I love you, you big fool."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Can I have flies with that'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Toenail clipping missile.

Who knew grass migrates?

Clearing the castle's moat.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.