Quirky Film Lover Gifts

"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."

'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'It was great. I hated it.'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

The Family Joules: Part 5

Kirsten Johnson

Who knew grass migrates?

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Fishing.

"Great tights!"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Ennio Morricone

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

Djargo.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.