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"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."

'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Kirsten Johnson

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Who knew grass migrates?

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Fishing.

Ennio Morricone

"Great tights!"

Djargo.

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

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Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Making noise in the cinema

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."