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"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

"I love you, you big fool."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Astral Projection

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It was great. I hated it.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'Can I have flies with that'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

He wanted a different one.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Toenail clipping missile.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Who knew grass migrates?

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Clearing the castle's moat.