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The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

Nun Fight.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

My Spam Sketchbook

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"The usual."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Cat art exhibition.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Early days in the cloning lab.

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

The Museum of Swine Art.

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

"Have we got a show for you!"

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

'Do you extract teeth?'

Hose charmer.

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"Respect man!"

'Get in! No time to explain!'

101 uses of a dead cat: microphones.

Cineplex. Now Showing. It's a romantic comedy with zombies. Ah, a zoo-rom-com!