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"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Nun Fight.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'It was great. I hated it.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

Football Crazy strip six

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

My Spam Sketchbook

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Tasty.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

"The usual."

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Piano Prompt

Cat art exhibition.

'Mr. Gridley writes blurbs for tombstones.'

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Mom $50 Pop $35

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."