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"I've no idea what's going on."

'It was great. I hated it.'

"It's about time."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

The first transatlantic communication.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Romy Schneider

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Monica Bellucci

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"What's my motivation?"

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Swashbuckler, "In the first film his sword broke!"

Distilled Elephant

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"Hank, look – I’m Sandra Bullock!"

"I'm having trouble with the ending."

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'