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'I've never heard of this movie. . . it must be good 'cause there's only one copy left on the shelf, Burl.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'You reek of crackers.'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"Tell me... how is it that a simple holiday ribbon and bow can cost $45?"

Unusual Staircase

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

'In just three days it's taken two inches off my waistline.'

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

Stalker Sally Doll

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

Cult films!

'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'

"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!