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Ace Shoes - Free Painkillers with every pair.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"There's more inside."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Do kids eat free?"

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

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"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'You reek of crackers.'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.